my dad owns a small business and today he found out that one of his male employees was sexually harassing a female coworker and sending her dick pics and shit and so my dad fired him and then immediately left work to drive to this guy’s other job and told his boss there and got him fired from two jobs in the span of like an hour lmao
Good dad. Good boss.
Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?
Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)
Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?
Minimum wage job: nah
Millennials: so when will we get it?
Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)
I had a boss who’s legal name was Marvin. His middle name was Scott. He asked everyone at work to call him Scott. People who knew him as Marvin slipped up and called him that sometimes, but he preferred to be called Scott. His employees and peers respected that request. HR respected that request and changed his name in our systems and in his email. It became his name because he asked it to be.
People make the argument that they “just can’t” call trans people by anything other than their deadname because that’s how they know them. Still others will go a step further and say that your self-expression infringes on their rights somehow.
It doesn’t. It’s common decency. Sure mistakes happen; but when someone asks to be called by a particular name, we respect that. If you can do it for cis people, you can do it for trans people.
“my hands look like this so hers can look like that” meme except the first is manicured nails and the second is covered in dirt because the first is working a desk job to support her and her wife, who is growing a big beautiful vegetable garden in their yard
I enjoy that is post is literally a description of a potential meme, but everyone understands the actual meme.
We have surpassed ourselves as a species and man am I tired.
People saying “we can’t just get rid of coal, so many miners would lose their job!” Is the equivalent of saying “We can’t just get rid of Cancer! If we did so many oncologists would lose their jobs!” (source)
my favourite thing about being super unemployed is applying for jobs that i simply have no place doing at all. like., its 5am and im applying to be an air traffic controller because in theory i guess i could
listen, if the president of the united states can apply for a job he has absolutely no qualifications for and get it I see no reason why you shouldn’t at least try
well fuck, you’re not wrong
bitch…omg
omfg
slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™
this is a carwash for people
I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room
zootopia pro-life comic and elf practice battle to the death for last meme of 2017
you guys act like were not gunna create and destroy like 10 more memes in the next 3 weeks
Yall are forgetting someone
who?
The girl reading this
zootopia pro-life comic and elf practice battle to the death for last meme of 2017
you guys act like were not gunna create and destroy like 10 more memes in the next 3 weeks
Yall are forgetting someone
who?
The girl reading this
watching this happen is scary considering this year was really lacking when it came to memes and now this shit is exploding
